affirmations

Monster Chicken: Let’s talk about affirmations right now. Before we can become self-affirming, we need to learn about the effects of negativism in our lives.

Miniature Housewife: Ok.

Monster Chicken: You only have power in the now.

Miniature Housewife: Ok, sure. Right. Yes.

Monster Chicken: It is only your thoughts that can prevent you from achieving your dreams and a thought can be changed.

Miniature Housewife: Mmmm.

Monster Chicken: Excuse me?

Miniature Housewife: Nothing. NO-I mean, I’m just thinking.

Monster Chicken: Right.
Are you doubting yourself?

Miniature Housewife: NO!

Monster Chicken: You don’t have to lie. Lying. Is. Well. Not going to get you anywhere.

Miniature Housewife: Well I’m not really lying. Ok. I’m sorry. I mean, yes. YES!
I am a good woman.

Monster Chicken: Now we’re talking

Miniature Housewife: I am allowed to be happy

Monster Chicken: Sure.

Miniature Housewife: I am a success story

Monster Chicken: Ok.

Miniature Housewife: I deserve the best.

Monster Chicken: Well obviously!

Miniature Housewife: I am going to go beyond my wildest dreams.

Monster Chicken: Um…

Miniature Housewife: All I need is Me!

Monster Chicken: Hey!

Miniature Housewife: I am making a commitment to change

Monster Chicken
STOP! Hold on--- ( We hear Monster Chicken looking for something. She finds it, it is a cell phone. She dials it, It rings. The miniature housewife hears the ringing. It is coming from inside the package that was delivered earlier. She looks at it. She reaches for it and opens it carefully. Inside there is a large egg shaped thing. It is pink. Like a pill. It is ringing. She reaches in the box and it continues to ring. She tries to open it. She cannot. She smells it. It keeps ringing. She tries to taste it discreetly with her tongue. It is very bitter. Finally she says…Hello?

Monster Chicken: Bacterial Vaginosis!

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